Intuition is seeing with the soul.
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid.
Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.
Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.
If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends.
There are no explanations for human evil. Only excuses.
When we hope, we usually hope for the wrong thing.
Stay low, stay quiet, keep it simple, don’t expect too much, enjoy what you have.
The heart is an artist that paints over what profoundly disturbs it, leaving on the canvas a less dark, less sharp version of the truth.
Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.